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This list updates itself every 15 minutes and re-ranks the advertisers in the order of the number of visitors they returned to us. The "game" resets itself every 24 hours so that newer advertisers have the same chance at being on the top of the Top Sites as the older ones. We accept submissions only from escort sites and only where visitors don't have to pay or sign up or have adult verification. We also ban any site that is not an escort site, and/or that have annoying popup advertising. Any submission is first verified before it is accepted for publication. You can submit a banner or a photo with your ad, but please note, that only the top 30 of the top-sites will display the banner/photo, the rest of the ads will need to attract "clicks" with the wordings only. Please make sure that you display enough information for visitors to be attracted to your site. Thanks for bearing with us while we are building the best escort site there is. Love and kisses, Sophie, your webmistress


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Joke of today!
A 65 year old man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, My ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all".

The doctor says " You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age". "I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."

The man says "You have a deal Doc." Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor says "What happened"?

The man answered "Nobody showed up!"

A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization...

Last week we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when the busboy brought out water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket, then looked around the room and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?"

"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Anderson Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes. After several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that customers drop their spoons 73.84 percent more often than any other utensil. This represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel is prepared to deal with that contingency, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare spoon. "I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now."

I was rather impressed. The waiter served our main course and I continued to look around. I then noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. My curiosity got the better of me and before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" he answered, lowering his voice. "Not everyone is as observant as you. That consulting firm I mentioned, also found out that we can save time in the restroom."

"How so?" "See," he continued, "by tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and that way eliminate the need to wash the hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."

"Okay, that makes sense, but . . . if the string helps you get it out, how do you put it back in?"

"Well," he whispered, lowering his voice even further, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been asleep in the room. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room.

As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it! Be strong and I love you. "

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half-naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck... He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks "you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."



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