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A Joke for You
Penis Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
- I do physical labor
- I work at great depths
- I always use my head first
- I do not get sick days, weekends off, or public holidays
- I work in a damp environment
- I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
- I work in high temperatures
- My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from Human Resources
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work 8 hours straight
- You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of work
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team
- You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit other areas
- You take a lot of non-assigned breaks
- You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
- You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
- You don't like working double shifts
- You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have completed your work
- And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags!
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