A 65 year old man goes to his doctor and says. "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, My ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all".
The doctor says " You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for a man of your age". "I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says "You have a deal Doc." Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor says "What happened"?
The man answered "Nobody showed up!"
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